Dr. Percocet has come to kick your ass, mother fuckers.
I love my doctor. Before him, none of my doctors would listen to me. As a matter of fact, a few of them insisted that I was lying about the problems with pain that I have.
But my doctor now actually listens. And he understands. I love it.
I'm not abusing his faith in his believing me or anything, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I'm not excited when he gives me a new medicine to help relieve the bullshit pain that I have to live with on nearly a daily basis.
Also, he is pretty cute. Looks like Ray Romano.